"Did you know that a proton has a positive charge?"
^-Dan

"Life is a game, you choose your own path, you choose...your destiny."
^-Mission

"3 people ganged up on me because i didn't know a powder brand. Please do not be those people"
^-Luna

"What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other? It said MY FAULT"
^-Dan

"vvvvvvvhhhhhh,,,,"
^-xondisw

"good stuff"
^-Forgorholic

"tommorow is today's eve and today is yesterday's anniversary"
^-Shasha

"are you a tellyphone?? cuz.......helo :3"
^-Rei

"eggxellent"
^-Avery

"zamn"
^-program

"if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt ❤️"
^-Mih

"chibi seele"
^-Alexa

"I'm a robbery and fraud I'm a shoplifting god"
^-Milky

"the"
^-Costym

"Blehh :p"
^-Funis

"I have your browsing history."
^-Mindless

"one day you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful"
^-Ely

"i love quotes"
^-Cheexe

"why is th cta sily.. ver y sill y.. oh silly.."
^-Funis

"Stop leing. U poece of poop"
^-Caocau

"This chicken taste leik dookie."
^-Hours

"cool quotes"
^-cmp

"are you a fart because you blew me away"
^{-Not Shai}

"Mission is mission,what else?"
^-Mission

"join this server for free oxygen and carbon dioxide"
^-Airplane

"i love eating raw eggs"
^-Rei

"is it possible for us to go down while walking sideways going north"
^-Costym

"I love you Funis"
^-Shasha

"if you keep winning, the chances of losing increases"
^-Funis

"Okay, you look-a right here! I baked that into a pizza ONCE and nobody can ever know. Not even the health inspector. Capeesh?"
^-docked

"Im a joke for myself, but straighter than line for everyone else"
^{-A. H. (quoted by Clanker)}

"Soup is truly the greatest thing man has ever created."
^-Marisa

"A wall will always taste like bricks, except for when it's not made of bricks"
^{-Palm Tree}

"boy why you so huggable"
^-Funis

"They say nothing is impossible
That's not true
I do nothing all day"
^-Endervlad

"if you think you will start having thoughts"
^-Keso

"IM FRICKING NUMBER 1 ON THE LEADERBOARD"
^-Tyr4nt

"Grrr i will bite you"
^-Saku

"if i was offered a million dollars to eat a whole ass bar of soap, i would eat it because a million dollar is a million dollars"
^-Tyr4nt

"if there was oscar for most lazy people, probably I've never got it but person below me would get it"
^-Clanker

"You get wet when you are showering"
^-Saku

"CG5 makes me go brrrrr"
^-Uzer

"oooo you know, but i know too, oooo
^-Clanker

"Mio Maow La la la la la"
^-Ely

"are you edible"
^-Funis

"Ok"
^-Saku

"a firetruck is actually a watertruck"
^-Tyr4nt

"anything is edible if you try hard enough"
^-Funis

"ur mum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
^-Tyr4nt

"stop fudging crying binch wawa i don't wanna fudging hear it"
^{-Cheexe (quoted by Uzer)}

"i love women"
^-Milky

"a lot of people who are sharing connections ideas are welcome"
^-Clanker

"do not succumb to the silly (rjwosfofjfncn :3)"
^-Forgorholic

"everything is cake"
^-Rei